Meanwhile, Stewie attempts to create a time machine to avoid teething pain.
When a bubbly new family moves next door, Peter gets annoyed.
But when he is arrested, his family must come to the rescue.
While teaching Meg to drive, Peter crashes into a satellite dish and knocks out the city's cable.
When Peter discovers the mansion was a whorehouse and isn't worth a dime, he must pull a fast one to save the day.
When Peter's religious father retires, Peter invites him to live with his family.
But when Y2K hits and the world is destroyed, all that remains standing is a Twinkie factory.
But when they argue over a trick gone bad, Brian decides he's had enough of being a second-class citizen.
His struggle to assert his civil rights lands him on death row at the pound, where he discovers every dog has his day.
Chris is booted from the Youth Scouts, so Peter takes the family to the Big Apple to get him reinstated.
But when Peter takes a wrong turn, they end up at a Native American Casino where Lois hits the slot machine once too often.